Valentine Day around the World.. Ziua Sfantului Valentin in lume

Valentine Day around the World

Ziua Sfantului Valentin in lume

Medical Humour.. Umor medical

EN: Medical Humour

A medical Love Letter
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Hi Sweet heart,
How are your Anatomy and Physiology?
My Biochemistry is within normal limit.
I miss you like an ischemic heart misses it's blood supply.
I love you as much as the TB loves the apex of lung.
I care for you like the way I.V. Taxim & Metrogyl care for a post-operative patient.
I have implanted you in my S.A. Node.
Please don't be the etiology of my heart failure.
Miss you like ventilation.
Take care of your vitals.

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Question: Why AMBULANCE is WHITE in color? (15 marks)

Answer: AMBULANCE has OXYGEN cylinder,
Oxygen is a gas,
GAS is used 4 cooking FOOD,
FOOD is source of VITAMINS,
WE get Vit-D from SUN,
SUN produces LIGHT,
LIGHT comes from bulbs,
Small BULBS are used to decorate CHRISTMAS tree,
CHRISTMAS means GIFTS,
GIFTS are given by SANTA,
SANTA lives in NORTH POLE,
NORTH POLE is the house of POLAR BEARS,
POLAR BEARS are WHITE..
That's why ambulance is WHITE...

Do not play with students feelings. They can write anything for good marks :)

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A man had to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money.
"How much do they run?" he asked the clerk.
"That depends," said the salesman. 
"Let's see the cheapest model," he said.
The clerk put the device around the man's neck.
"You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket," he instructed.
"How does it work?" the customer asked. 
"It doesn't work," the salesman replied. "But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder!"

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Man: Doctor, my wife thinks she's a refrigerator! 
Psychiatrist: Don't worry, it will pass. 
Man: But, doctor, when she sleeps with her mouth open, that damn light bugs me!