Follow Me by Osman Murad.. Urmeaza-ma de Osman Murad

Follow Me by Osman Murad

Urmeaza-ma de Osman Murad

EN: "Follow Me" by Osman Murad is, I must say, a very interesting photo project. Murad Osman photographed the chase in pursuit of his lover, and so, he offers us interesting scenes.

RO: "Urmeaza-ma" de Osman Murad este, trebuie sa spun, un proiect fotografic foarte interesant. Murad Osman a fotografiat calatoriile facute alaturi si urmandu-si prietena, astfel, oferindu-ne cateva cadre extrem de interesante.

Interesting Digital Artworks by Martin Grohs.. Lucrari digitale interesante realizate de Martin Grohs

EN: Interesting Digital Artworks by Martin Grohs

Martin Grohs is a Cool Digital Artist from Leipzig,Germany.He’s a 25-year-old. He is interested in all kinds of arts. He made the fascinating designs bellow, a proof of his fantastic imagination. But he is specialized on photo manipulation and he is very talented. Below you can see some of his amazing works.

Find out more about Martin Grohs here http://www.behance.net/grohsARTig

RO: Lucrari digitale interesante realizate de Martin Grohs

Martin Grohs este un artist digital din Leipzig, Germania. Are 25 de ani si este interesat in mai multe forme de arta. El a realizat uimitoarele desene de mai jos, care sunt o dovada a imaginatiei sale uimitoare. Cu toate astea, el este specializat in editarea fotografiilor si este foarte talentat in acest domeniu. Mai jos puteti vedea cateva dintre lucrarile sale.

Puteti gasi mai multe informatii despre Martin Grohs aici http://www.behance.net/grohsARTig

LIFE Magazine photo no 44. Pied Piper of Ann Arbor.. Fotografia revistei LIFE nr 44. Conducatorul fanfarei din Ann Arbor

Pied Piper of Ann Arbor

Conducatorul fanfarei din Ann Arbor

LIFE Magazine photo no 43. Sea of Hats.. Fotografia revistei LIFE nr 43. O mare de palarii

Sea of Hats

O mare de palarii

Valentine Day around the World.. Ziua Sfantului Valentin in lume

Valentine Day around the World

Ziua Sfantului Valentin in lume

Medical Humour.. Umor medical

EN: Medical Humour

A medical Love Letter
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Hi Sweet heart,
How are your Anatomy and Physiology?
My Biochemistry is within normal limit.
I miss you like an ischemic heart misses it's blood supply.
I love you as much as the TB loves the apex of lung.
I care for you like the way I.V. Taxim & Metrogyl care for a post-operative patient.
I have implanted you in my S.A. Node.
Please don't be the etiology of my heart failure.
Miss you like ventilation.
Take care of your vitals.

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Question: Why AMBULANCE is WHITE in color? (15 marks)

Answer: AMBULANCE has OXYGEN cylinder,
Oxygen is a gas,
GAS is used 4 cooking FOOD,
FOOD is source of VITAMINS,
WE get Vit-D from SUN,
SUN produces LIGHT,
LIGHT comes from bulbs,
Small BULBS are used to decorate CHRISTMAS tree,
CHRISTMAS means GIFTS,
GIFTS are given by SANTA,
SANTA lives in NORTH POLE,
NORTH POLE is the house of POLAR BEARS,
POLAR BEARS are WHITE..
That's why ambulance is WHITE...

Do not play with students feelings. They can write anything for good marks :)

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A man had to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money.
"How much do they run?" he asked the clerk.
"That depends," said the salesman. 
"Let's see the cheapest model," he said.
The clerk put the device around the man's neck.
"You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket," he instructed.
"How does it work?" the customer asked. 
"It doesn't work," the salesman replied. "But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder!"

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Man: Doctor, my wife thinks she's a refrigerator! 
Psychiatrist: Don't worry, it will pass. 
Man: But, doctor, when she sleeps with her mouth open, that damn light bugs me!

This winter's snowman collection.. Colectia de oameni de zapada din iarna aceasta

This winter's snowman collection

Colectia de oameni de zapada din iarna aceasta

The classical snowman
Omul de zapada obisnuit

The giant snowman
Omul de zapada gigant

The relaxed snowman
Omul de zapada relaxat