Palmares de legi haioase - Statele Unite 1
Funny laws from United States 1
In Missuri este ilegal ca un pompier sa salveze o femeie în tinuta lejera. El trebuie sa astepte pâna femeia este îmbracata complet.
In St. Louis, Missouri, if a woman is in her night clothes, it is illegal for a fireman to rescue her.
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In Utah pasarile au prioritate pe toate autostrazile.
In Utah all the birds have priority on the highways.
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In Utah un barbat este responsabil de crimele comise de sotia sa.
In Utah, a man is responsible for his wife's crimes.
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La Los Angeles, un barbat îsi poate bate sotia cu o curea de piele, cu conditia ca aceasta sa nu fie mai lata de 2 cm, sau daca sotia îl autorizeaza poate folosi o curea mai lata.
A man may legally beat his wife with a leather strap as long as it is less than 2 inches wide.
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In Wisconsin femeile nu au voie sa poarte rosu în public.
In Wisconsin women can't wear red in public.
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La New Orleans, Luisiana, masinile de pompieri trebuie sa opreasca la lumina rosie a semaforului, chiar daca sunt în misiune de stingere a incendiului.
In New Orleans, Luisiana, the fire truck must stop at the red light of the traffic light, even it is on mission.
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In Michigan parul unei sotii apartine sotului sau.
In Michigan, a man legally owns his wife's hair.
In New Jersey it's illegal to upset a policeman.
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In Vermont femeile nu au voie sa poarte proteza dentara fara autorizare scrisa din partea sotului.
It is illegal for women to wear false teeth without the written permission of their husbands.
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In Washington locuitorii din Seattle nu au dreptul sa se deplaseze cu o arma mai mare de 1m80.
In Washington, Seattle citizens don't have the right to carry a weapon bigger than 1m80.
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In Denver este impotriva legii sa imprumuti vecinului aspiratorul.
It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor in Denver.
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In California s-a aprobat o ordonanta care face ilegala incercarea si oprirea unui copil sa se joace si sa sara in baltile de apa.
In California, community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.
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In Connecticut, you are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.
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In Florida, women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
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In Florida, a special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
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In New York, a fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
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In Florida, if an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
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In Sarasota, Florida, este ilegal sa canti intr-un loc public in timp ce esti imbracat in costum de baie.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit in Sarasota Florida.
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O lege dată în Ohio specifică că femeile nu au voie să-si coafeze singure părul. Pentru acest lucru, au nevoie de o autorizatie specială din partea statului.
Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state in Ohio.
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Women in Joliet, Illinois, can be arrested for trying on more than six dresses in one store.
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In Indiana, bathing is prohibited during the winter.
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Winnetka, Illinois theater managers can kick out any patron who has "odoriferous feet."
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We're not sure what led to this one: In Natoma, Kansas it's against the law to practice knife throwing at men wearing striped suits.
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Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault" in Louisiana.
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In Iowa, kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.
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It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket in Kentucky.
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An ordinance in Lawrence, Kansas, forbids anyone to carry bees in his hat while on the city streets.
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In Louisiana, it is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
ARF jur ca toate aceste legi sunt în vigoare. I swear that the laws are real
Daca nu ma crezi, cauta pe Google. If you don't believe me, google it.
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